Man can believe the impossible, but man can never believe the improbable.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

We are in this fairyland on sufferance

There are words which close a conversation as with an iron door.

falling is MY passion, you don't have to do the same.

Ego very much wants to make you think that your self worth is all about what you possess, what you've accomplished, and who you know.

Receive what cheer you may. The night is long that never finds the day.

When I reflect on how things have changed, I can't help but laugh.

With four pairs of shoes I can travel the world.

All right," he said. "Since you ask so nicely." "I wasn't asking." "I'm aware of that. The sharp point in my back did make it clear.

Great. I'm psychotic and sparkly.

A kind of semi-Solomon, half-knowing everything, from the cedar to the hyssop.