Man can learn a lot from fishing - when the fish are biting no problem in the world is big enough to be remembered.

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.

One of the hardest things to teach a child is that truth is more important than consequences.

The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're alive.

There are times when silence is the best way to yell at the top of your voice.

Patience is never more important than when you are at the edge of losing it.

Temptations, unlike opportunities, will always give you many second chances.

An atheist is a man who looks through a telescope and tries to explain what he can't see.

Tact is the ability to make a person see lightning without letting him feel the bolt.

Knowledge is the best eraser in the world for disharmony, distrust, despair, and the endless physical deficiencies of man.

A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.

…secondhand bookstores have pilgrims. The words out of print are a call to arms for those who seek a Holy Grail made of paper and ink.

We are all actors in life. Some act like they won’t amount to much while others do the opposite. You have a choice

Rise to become human again, my friend. Become the human, that talks humans, acts humans and lives human.

Any society that produces twice as many lawyers as it does poets and preachers is doomed.

I haven't yet discovered what my first language is so for the time being I use English words in order to say things: I expect I will always have to do it that way

Looking out over the courtyard at the dirty walls, he realized he had no idea whether it was hysteria or love.

O how long ago the earth would have been destroyed, if Mary had not interposed!

For black people, being around white people is sometimes like taking care of babies you don't like, babies who throw up on you again and again, but whom you cannot punish, because they're babies.

The flavour of life is love. The salt of life is also love.

I wasn't aware that Track Records were interested in the Bonzos.