Man has the right . . . to play as he will . . . to think what he will: to speak what he will: to write what he will: to draw, paint, carve, etch, mould, build as he will: to dress as he will.

A Man who is doing his True Will has the inertia of the Universe to assist him.

It is necessary that we stop, once for all, this ignorant meddling with other people's business. Each individual must be left free to follow his own path.

The key of joy is disobedience.

Intolerance is evidence of impotence.

Having to talk destroys the symphony of silence.

We must conquer life by living it to the full, and then we can go to meet death with a certain prestige.

Balance every thought with its opposition. Because the marriage of them is the destruction of illusion.

If one were to take the bible seriously one would go mad. But to take the bible seriously, one must be already mad.

You can only accomplish your object in life by complete disregard of the opinions of other people.

I was not content to believe in a personal devil and serve him, in the ordinary sense of the word. I wanted to get hold of him personally and become his chief of staff.

I guess somethings turned out too sad even to be explained with a bases-loaded strikeout.

One can live in the shadow of an idea without grasping it.

Of course you know the miracle of AIDS, we all do. It's the only disease that turns fruits into vegetables.

To maintain good health requires good nutrition and a healthy dose of exercise.

Let your child be the teenager he or she wants to be, not the adolescent you were or wish you had been.

It truly sucks to doubt your friends when you only have one or two of them, I realized.

Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids.

I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead.

Deep thinking is attainable only by a man of deep feeling, and all truth is a species of revelation

The mistake we make is to attribute to religions the errors and fanaticism of human beings.