Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

Real magic can never be made by offering someone else's liver. You must tear out your own, and not expect to get it back.

Happiness comes when your work and words are of benefit to others.

The Universe did not ask for justification before it came into existence.

Are not the sane and the insane equal at night as the sane lie a dreaming?

I grew up in musical theatre and love to perform on stage.

Listening to Evanescence makes me want to break up with a girl in real time as a giant antique hourglass falls to the floor in slow motion.

Ask your angel to console and assist you in your last moments.

I'm curious about other people. That's the essence of my acting. I'm interested in what it would be like to be you.

I'm actually not on Twitter.

Your desire for perfection is the cause of anger. Leave room for imperfection. Perfection in action is almost impossible.