Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Who wants a library full of books you've already read?

There is a little boy inside the man who is my brother... Oh, how I hated that little boy. And how I love him too.

I'm glad you asked. It has nothing to do with oil, literally nothing to do with oil.

As you get older, it gets harder to get rid of that belly but I do a lot of cardio to try to stay in shape.

You must be an intellectual. A normal person would never believe a thing like that.

You're Beautiful! (Pass it on).

I didn't get dizzy, but I love working with horses.

A leader gets things done.

They're gonna keep knocking away until all this comes crashing down. But I'm not gonna ever crash. I'm in control.

It is the wit and policy of sin to hate those we have abused.