Man is my brother, and I am nearer related to him through his vices than I am through his virtue.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

He was so good and honest. Why couldn't I love him instead?

The more I accuse myself, the more right I have to judge you. Even better, I make you judge yourself, which comforts me the more.

And I want to work with this Congress, to make sure Americans already burdened with student loans can reduce their monthly payments, so that student debt doesn't derail anyone's dreams.

I love the little suckers; they're so cute. But I love sleep so much, and I worry about everything.

What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.

Despite what people think, I was such a rule follower at school.

I'm trying to mix the cool, independent stuff with the big stuff, but it's been difficult finding the right roles. It's been an interesting ride as far as my career pendulum is concerned

I was advised by an American agent when I was about 19 to change my surname.

A man full of hope will be full of action.