Man is rated the highest animal, at least among all animals who returned the questionnaire.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

It's because even a good man can't always be right, that we need ... rules.

Maturity means being able to tolerate, on all sorts of planes, uncertainty and not knowing.

Fear is not a good teacher. The lessons of fear are quickly forgotten.

Let parents bequeath to their children not riches, but the spirit of reverence.

I don't think the space station is innovative. Going to the moon was innovative because we had no idea how to do it.

You don't have to get it right the first time.

To be immortal is commonplace; except for man, all creatures are immortal, for they are ignorant of death; what is divine, terrible, incomprehensible, is to know that one is immortal.

He is a fool who only sees the mischiefs that are past.

All things to all people is nothing to everyone.

In the Depression we had to divert corn acreage.