Man is the control experiment of heredity and environment; and since his heredity controls him, he tries to control his environment.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

When good Americans die, they go to Paris, ' the ghost said, after taking a drag on a small cigarette.

The economy is the start and end of everything. You can't have successful education reform or any other reform if you don't have a strong economy.

I'm clearly most well known for my music. Eventually, ultimately, I'll be writing books. I'm still writing articles now. I just consider myself a writer.

I wouldnt say that I was a born performer, because I work very hard at it.

We're not locked in to these conditions that degrade the environment, and jeopardize the future of our children.

I can’t tell you what a pleasure it is to just put my hair under a wig cap and slap on a wig that’s already done. It’s dress up for your hair!

Let's commit ourselves to being true disciples of Jesus Christ. Not mere fair-weather followers, but disciples.

Oh, I was never a very big Jim Woodring fan. I've never thought his work was that great.

The only absolute morality is absolute stagnation.

Being recognized by Hollywood is a dream true; it's really an amazing moment.