Man is the only 150 pound nonlinear servomechanism that can be wholly reproduced by unskilled labor.

The idea is to die young as late as possible.

The moments of happiness we enjoy take us by surprise. It is not that we seize them, but that they seize us.

The Good Book - one of the most remarkable euphemisms ever coined.

The only measure of what you believe is what you do. If you want to know what people believe, don't read what they write, don't ask what they believe, just observe what they do.

The idea of "race" represents one of the most dangerous myths of our time.

The family unit is the institution for the systematic production of mental illness.

The loving touch, like music, often utters the things that cannot be spoken.

Intellect without humanity is not good enough...what the world is suffering from at the present time is not so much an overabundance of intellect as an insufficiency of humanity.

By virtue of being born to humanity, every human being has a right to the development and fulfillment of his potentialities as a human being.

The ability to play is one of the principal criteria of mental health.

The wilderness leads to wonder of the moment.

May you know, love, obey and serve the Lord with all your heart, soul and mind.

Well, I wish some of you would tell me the brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.

If you're a strong man, you should not feel threatened by strong women.

If I weren't making documentary films, I suppose I'd be teaching.

I spent every day just praying that I didn't look like a big dork on camera.

All the kids in the cast tell me they hated high school, but I had the best time. I guess I was one of the popular kids. I played soccer, I was class president—I even dated the homecoming queen.

No matter how much we scorn it, kitsch is an integral part of the human condition.

When people meet my wife they think better of me. They say: "With a wife like that, he can't be as bad as we thought".

Team guts always beat individual greatness.