Man… ninjas are kind of cool… I just don’t know any personally.

Everyone's always telling you to be humble. When was the last time someone told you to be great?

Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it?

Even a broke clock is right twice a day

Life is 5% what happens, and 95% how you react.

This is my life homie, you decide yours

Believe in your flyness...conquer your shyness

Nothing in life is promised except death.

Everything I'm not makes me everything I am

You're not perfect, but you're not your mistakes.

You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end.

No one benefits from an empty jar

We love our country, not because it is perfect in everything, but it manages to touch our heart despite all its imperfections in everything!

Religion cruelly exploits our need to feel connected.

There's a sketch at every turn.

Everything I see is something I haven't memorized.

When the Christians, upon these occasions, received martyrdom, they were ornamented, and crowned with garlands of flowers; for which they, in heaven, received eternal crowns of glory.

As actors we always say that once the person in a scene gets what they want, the scene is over. It's resolved. But life is never resolved - you're always in the process.

One doubt, one voice, one war, one truth, one dream.

I was very happy in my job at the United Nations.

Who knows what hellish future lies ahead? ... Actually, I do. I've seen the rehearsals.