Man's love is of man's life a thing apart;Girls aren't like that.

The first, indeed the only, requirement of a diet is that it should lose you weight without reducing your alcoholic intake by the smallest degree.

The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them.

If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.

Only a world without love strikes me as instantly and decisively more terrible than one without music.

If you are using an adverb, you have got the verb wrong.

A bad review may spoil your breakfast, but you shouldn't allow it to spoil your lunch.

Self criticism must be my guide to action, and the first rule for its employment is that in itself it is not a virtue, only a procedure.

It is natural and harmless in English to use a preposition to end a sentence with.

Consciousness was upon him before he could get out of the way.

Women are really much nicer than men: No wonder we like them.

Funerals are for the living, Jace, not for the dead.

...next to the pleasure of reading a favourite fishing book comes that of persuading a friend to read it too.

Mind your till, and till your mind.

Love is the beginning of the journey, its end, and the journey itself.

I've been told I'm too good looking for certain roles, but that's okay, it just motivates me to go deeper.

Even on television, the wavelengths that you use, they have to be distributed between countries.

The culture of modern Spain is something many people are still discovering.

she thought I could find a way to save her soul when she died and became an undead. Right now, I was just looking to find the rent money. I’d get to my roommate’s soul later.

There is too much theology in the Church now, and too little of the Gospel.

Religion should be dearer than life itself.