Man, that woman was quick when she wanted to be. But put her behind the wheel of a Buick.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

If you are a dreamer come in

When had my sister's words become so barbed and poisoned? Grief had sharpened her tongue to a fine point.

Hiding under the bed doesn't make the worry stop.

Time will unveil all things to posterity.

What are we doing that for in the 21st century? Why on earth would we teach kids that girls are less important than boys? It just made no sense to me.

When I look at the Gospel, I see how it is speaking to me at this time. I see how to be to others and it helps.

When I sing, I have to live in that moment, so my audience can feel that. That is my reason for doing art.

Love makes you foolish. It makes you throw every bit of logic away, do stupid things, dangerous things.

If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell.

I missed 100% of the shots I didn't take