Man was an accident on this world or it would have been made better for him!

Whatever creativity is, it is in part a solution to a problem.

It is at night... that the mind is most clear, that we are most able to hold all our life in the palm of our skull.

There are two kinds of writer: those that make you think, and those that make you wonder.

When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults and they enter society, one of the politer names of hell. That is why we dread children, even if we love them, they show us the state of our decay.

Relax, enjoy yourself. Have another drink. It's patriotic to overconsume.

Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.

That is why we dread children, even if we love them. They show us the state of our decay.

Feedback is a pleasant thing. I get a lot of letters from unexpected people in unexpected places.

Why had I become a writer in the first place? Because I wasn't fit for society; I didn't fit into the system.

When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults.

If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I have stood on the shoulders of giants

Forgiveness is another way of saying, "I need to mind my own business.

Maybe it's a green thing or a wolf thing or a short-circuit thing. I don’t seem to know anything.

I always try to set a positive example for my generation and promote confidence.

If you can't build relationships from nothing, you will fail. You must have that drive.

The Yankees have strict rules. You can have a mustache but no other facial hair.

I've actually not read any books on time management.

And when no longer we can see Thee, may we reach out our hands, and find Thee leading us through death to immortality and glory.

Reproach is infinite, and knows no end.

I do believe that the party needs to evolve, or I won't be a part of it.