Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

It is worth it to leave behing my minor life for grander maybes-Miles "Pudge

Feeling without judgement is a washy draught indeed

Safety is always a paramount concern for us.

The Christian community is a community of the cross, for it has been brought into being by the cross, and the focus of its worship is the Lamb once slain, now glorified.

It was admitted by the early rabbis that the sectarians could be as full of good works as eggs were full of meat.

Unlike the majority of the writers of his age, La Rochefoucauld was an aristocrat; and this fact gives a peculiar tone to his work.

The moon is brighter since the barn burned.

The ultimate goal of discipline is to teach self discipline.

I got married when I was 16 so I had to do shift-work to make ends meet.