Man yields to death; and man's sublimest works Must yield at length to Time.

There are two reasons for drinking wine...when you are thirsty, to cure it; the other, when you are not thirsty, to prevent it... prevention is better than cure.

Seamen three! what men be ye? Gotham's three Wise Men we be. Whither in your bowl so free? To rake the moon from out the sea. The bowl goes trim. The moon doth shine, And our ballast is old wine.

Clouds on clouds, in volumes driven, curtain round the vault of heaven.

The juice of the grape is the liquid quintessence of concentrated sunbeams.

The waste of plenty is the resource of scarcity.

He kept at true good humor's mark The social flow of pleasure's tide: He never made a brow look dark, Nor caused a tear, but when he died.

Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horsepond.

The mountain sheep are sweeter, But the valley sheep are fatter. We therefore deemed it meeter To carry off the latter.

I never failed to convince an audience that the best thing they could do was to go away.

Sir, I have quarrelled with my wife; and a man who has quarrelled with his wife is absolved from all duty to his country.

You are beautiful, not only because of your beauty, because of who you are.

Acquire several skills and find at least one that you can master, and that earns you respect.

Patience is like ice cold water runing truth your veins, but our love will be immense

The most valuable commodity of the 21st century will be undivided attention.

One thing is for sure, we can’t be powerful and pitiful at the same time.

Caro: "Bite me."Ruby: "I gave that up in kindergarten.

Here at great expense, ' [Colonel Groves] moaned to Oppenheimer, 'the government has assembled the world's largest collection of crackpots.

I know there were things emanating from me. I was not aware of what attracted all these directors to me.

The Church has lost a great religious poet in me; but I have lost an infinity of fun in the church, so the loss is even.