Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish

I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.

You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog starts to have a go.

There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth.

Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.

I watched Arsenal in the Champions League the other week playing some of the best football I've ever seen and yet they couldn't have scored in a brothel with two grand in their pockets!

My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth.

This club needs an impetus of energy - but I just feel tired to be honest. I'm worn out.

Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon.

Sepp Blatter and all of them lot Mr Platini I know he was a good player but he aint very good at what he does, I don’t think. I think he’s useless you can quote me on that.

I might be in a bit of a Skoda garage rather than a Mercedes garage, but I am telling you some old bangers don't half polish up great.

Take back your power! I wish you the wisdom to realize that the problem isn’t that they keep lying to you

Losing my anonymity in this world I think is something that I find terrifying.

I am going in there to win this fight. I don't think people are taking me seriously. I'm gonna surprise a lot of people. This guy helped two people make history.

"God save our gracious Queen": Why would we invoke a non-specific deity to bail out these unelected spongers?

I bet a guy at a bar 50 bucks that I was more dysfunctional than he was. He raped me. So I tipped him. I'm very competitive.

The music soars within the little lark, And the lark soars.

True knowledge is knowledge of why things are as they are, and not merely what they are.

And the Institute sent me a little film footage of Kinsey himself preparing to do an interview for television to talk about his work, so that was quite valuable for me.

To me, drum soloing is like doing a marathon and solving equations at the same time.

In some respects, South African apartheid was more vicious than Israeli practices, and in some respects the opposite is true.