Manifestly, dying is nothing to a really great and brave man.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Remembering the past always comes with an image or a view attached.

Eternal values are much more everlasting than the temporary physical material things.

I’ve trusted human women before. Twice. The first died, and the second paid a terrible price and despises me. Never, ever again.

The French have a passion for revolution but an abhorrence of change.

I've never stopped learning.

When you put a camera in front of me, I'm home.

Skewered through and through with office-pens, and bound hand and foot with red tape.

Fire is to represent truth because it destroys all sophistry and lies; and the mask is for lying and falsehood which conceal truth.

People, alas, are more impressed by statistics than they are by ideas.

Not being able to think of a reply is not the same thing as accepting another's words.