Many a one has been comforted in their sorrow by seeing a good dish come upon the table.

I'll not listen to reason... reason always means what someone else has got to say.

A little credulity helps one on through life very smoothly — better than always doubting and doubting and seeing difficulties and disagreeables in everything.

Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios?

They're the problems of poverty, of the rights of the individual, of the changes brought about by technology. They're the ones that count, more than religion!

My wife is my protector. Without her, I'm nothing. She wants to please me, and I want to please her. We've been together over 53 years.

Art is only worth what people will pay for it. Artists do not get paid by the hour.

Self-love is an instrument useful but dangerous; it often wounds the hand which makes use of it, and seldom does good without doing harm.

A woman whom we need and who makes us suffer elicits from us a whole gamut of feelings far more profound and vital than a man of genius who interests us.

Good kings are slaves, and their people are free.

Neither the intensity of your feelings nor the certainty of your convictions is any assurance that you are right.

I prefer cash but so many places only take cards these days, it forces you down a line and I don't like that.

In football, you're taught to react by being aggressive, taught to react with violence. If you can't separate that on the field and off the field, you're going to be in a lot of trouble in your life.