Many a restaurant seems to employ more copy writers than cooks.

Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.

You don't get over hating to cook, any more than you get over having big feet.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

Life is so very simple when you have no facts to confuse you.

What most of us are after, when we have a picture taken, is a good natural-looking picture that doesn't resemble us.

It is important to remember that these are your Declining Years, in which you can jolly well decline to do what you don't feel like doing, unless not doing it would make you feel worse than doing it.

the most all-around, practical, long-wearing illusions are the ones that you weave yourself.

It's easier to find a traveling companion than to get rid of one.

As millions of women have done before me, I pulled domesticity over my head like a blanket and found I was still cold.

it isn't true, by the way, that nothing is as bad as you think it's going to be. Some things are exactly as bad as you thought they were going to be, and some things are worse.

Problems are perceptual illusions.

Whatever you dream of, there will be fulfillment.

Gods strength is manifestly perfected in your weakest weakness

I'm not in politics. I'm really not a public figure. But I'm trying to be a little more cognizant of my surroundings.

Anybody can be ambitious.

You won't catch me giving clear lectures.

You said I'm a god. Bring me down from heaven. I...I want you to see me as a man.

Tough break today. Looks like I gotta go back and rememorize a couple hundred pages of the usga rules book!

The world got side-tracked from development issues during the post-9/11 crisis period.

Every day, no matter what I'm doing, I say, 'Lord, I'll do the best I can, and You do the rest.