Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Your smile is a flower of your joyful soul.

Don't fear to take a daring action. It is truest act to your destiny.

He'd never been an optimist. He saw the world as it was, or he tried to. That was a problem, though, when the truth he saw was so terrible.

Everything Satan has to offer you is a collection of what Jesus rejected

To effectively combat the devil, you need to pray.

I saw a lot of people taking the wrong routes, coming up as a kid, just doing the wrong things.

What is a good person? One who achieves tranquillity by having formed the habit of asking on every occasion, "what is the right thing to do now?"

Nothing really frustrates me to the point of hatred. It's not the worth the energy.

There is no such thing as collective guilt.

I'm a simple girl. I just like the simple things in life.