Many brief follies--that is what you call love. And your marriage puts an end to many brief follies, with a single long stupidity.

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

There is always madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed.

There are two different types of people in the world, those who want to know, and those who want to believe.

I was in darkness, but I took three steps and found myself in paradise. The first step was a good thought, the second, a good word; and the third, a good deed.

There will always be rocks in the road ahead of us. They will be stumbling blocks or stepping stones; it all depends on how you use them.

You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.

I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.

Enjoy life. This is not a dress rehearsal.

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.

My spouse is my shield, my spouse is my strength.

No hard feelings, lover. You can't break my heart. It stopped beating a long time ago.

Are the returns on my journey equal to the length of the road behind me? And if not, have I realized the pressing need to surrender to God the road in front of me?

Books are like horcruxes--without all the evil--because a piece of the author goes into each one.

Be yourself! Now that would be different!

Whoever claims that economic competition represents 'survival of the fittest' in the sense of the law of the jungle, provides the clearest possible evidence of his lack of knowledge of economics.

We added Medicare Part D to a system facing bankruptcy and gave no thought to means testing it.

If anyone was going to write a song or, you know, or a book, or make a film about a girl like me, it was going to have to be a girl like me, and quite literally, me.

He strains his conversation through a cigar.

People often say motivation doesn't last. But neither does bathing. That's why we recommend it daily.