Many dog owners believe that as much as 60 percent of their pet's brain is set aside solely to demonstrate applications of the verb "to eat"-in both the active and passive forms.

For those who love dogs, it would be the worst form of a lie to call any place where dogs were banned "Paradise." Certainly no loving God would separate people from their canine friends for eternity.

The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them.

A man once told me that his dog was half pit bull and half Poodle. He claimed that it wasn't much good as a guard dog, but it was a vicious gossip.

Dogs are just wolves in sheep's clothing.

Our reverence for workaholism has produced corporate leaders who believe they don't need sleep, and neither should anyone else.

A civilization must be judged by its standards not by its expenditure.

And with that, I’m going to crawl into bed and try to erase all that has happened today.

Life's adversity strengthens us to embrace - life’s true purpose and destiny.

Americans play to win at all times. I wouldn't give a hoot and hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost nor ever lose a war.

Even the best planning is not so omniscient as to get it right the first time.

I have one show biz picture in my house. It's with Mr. Hope. I have asked for one autograph in my life: Mr. Hope's.

Crowds of bees are giddy with clover Crowds of grasshoppers skip at our feet, Crowds of larks at their matins hang over, Thanking the Lord for a life so sweet.

Physically, man is a dwarf; mentally, man is a giant!

Empathy is at the heart of the actor's art.

It is one of the dangerous self-deceptions of our society to pretend that mechanisms of control do not really exist, and to maintain, without qualification, that we are an economically "free" people.