Many live by their wits but few by their wit.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

This world becomes heaven when we learn to see the beauty in and around us and enjoy them every moment.

I believe that true beauty of chess is more than enough to satisfy all possible demands.

YOUTH, n. The Period of Possibility, when Archimedes finds a fulcrum, Cassandra has a following and seven cities compete for the honor of endowing a living Homer.

I am black or white, I'll never be grey in my life.

I will make certain that our military is the best in the world in both cyber offense and defense and in every other way, by the way. Every other way.

Not wanting to give everyone in your life one of your kidneys is not the same thing as hoping they die of kidney failure.

Sometimes, challenges and struggles are exactly what we need in our lives...May you welcome every effort, every struggle, and every challenge...May you open your wings and fly!

Christianity in the suburb is cheerful. The church is a centre of social activity and those who go to church need never be lonely.

For heaven's eternal wisdom has decreed, That man of man should ever stand in need.

People who work 44 hours per week make 50 percent more than people who work 34 hours a week.