Many men and women enjoy popular esteem, not because they are known, but because they are not known.

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Contemplation often makes life miserable. We should act more, think less, and stop watching ourselves live.

The sunset glow of self-possession.

There are more people who wish to be loved than there are who are willing to love.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.

Pleasure can be supported by an illusion; but happiness rests upon truth.

Intelligent people make many mistakes because they cannot believe the world is really as foolish as it is.

Society is divided into two classes, the shearers and the shorn.

Contentment isn’t something that just happens to you, Regan Lee, it’s a choice. You have to want exactly what you have.

Growing up in the '60s and early '70s, with the space flight and the Apollo program, I always loved planes. I always loved rockets and I always loved space travel.

A person who thinks too much only ever thinks about his thoughts

The materials are indifferent, but the use we make of them is not a matter of indifference.

Every member of the priesthood should understand the divine plan designed by the Lord to raise up the first free people in modern times.

It is within you that the ghosts acquire voices.

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.

Two days prior to the Herrick operation I repaired a double cleft lip, resected a recurrent cancer of the mouth, corrected lop ears in a child, and closed a burn of the buttocks.

I just get inspired to take a picture by the beauty and vulnerability of my friends.

If by some bizarre chance there turns out to be a god [...], I'm willing to bet he's an atheist too.