Many men are contemptuous of riches; few can give them away.

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense.

Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires.

A work can become modern only if it is first postmodern. Postmodernism thus understood is not modernism at its end but in the nascent state, and this state is constant.

When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere.

There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.

Nothing hinders a thing from being natural so much as the straining ourselves to make it seem so.

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Most people know no other way of judging men's worth but by the vogue they are in, or the fortunes they have met with.

There are no accidents so unlucky from which clever people are not able to reap some advantage, and none so lucky that the foolish are not able to turn them to their own disadvantage.

He helped the Librarian up. There was a red glow in the ape's eyes. It had tried to steal his books. This was probably the best proof any wizard could require that the trolleys were brainless.

When you find that no one is loving you, be kind and give them your love.

Hell's only the flip side of Paradise. Sometimes it's hard to differentiate between the two.

Independence doesn't mean you decide the way you want.

It's safe to say I'm a comedy nerd. I listen to so many podcasts. I just love to laugh.

Blessed if you do... Blessed if you don't... Blessed no matter what!

If I have to give up good fashion for a relationship, I don't want a relationship.

In virtually every organization, regardless of mission and function, people are frustrated by problems that seem unsolvable.

Don't leave home without your left hemisphere

Sometimes it's things that take the joy out of life, like a blowout when you're hitting sixty or a button coming off of a shirt when you're in a hurry, but usually it's people.