Many of the Iranian players show their Christian names on their shirts.

Samuel Eto'o is reputedly the highest-paid player in the world at £350,000 per week - that's £5,000 a day

That's often the best place to beat a goalkeeper, isn't it, between the legs?

Young Michael Brown is still somewhat of a wild-child, with the ill behaviour, with the ill behaviour!!

He went through a non-existant gap.

Some of Paul Scholes' tackles come in so late they arrive yesterday.

He's showed him the left leg, then the right. Where's the ball, the defender asks? It's up his sleeve.

If you cut Jamie Carragher open, he'll bleed red.

He is the man who has been brought on to replace Pavel Nedved. The irreplaceable Pavel Nedved.

England are learning to walk before they can run with their feet nailed firmly to the ground.

One or two of their players aren't getting any younger

I have only one prayer and that is, “Please give me endless power to love.

One thing—one thing exceeds the eternity of the star, he cries, and that is the dark which surrounds it.

She wasn't blotto, she was plotting.

Change itself is not a choice, but you can choose to be willing to change and you can choose to will the changes that you want. Willing Change

Work accomplished means little. It is in the past. What we all want is the glorious and living present.

Election campaigns seem to siphon away political anger and even basic political intelligence into this great vaudeville, after which we all end up in exactly the same place.

I think God is how you deal with everything that's out of your own control.

You start at 'SNL' when you're young and hungry, but I don't want my pro years to be my 'SNL' years.

Education is suffering from narration sickness.

I'm super lucky because I come home and I don't have to run errands and clean the house and do all that.