Many of us economists who believe in efficiency do so because we view markets as amazingly successful devices for reflecting new information rapidly and, for the most part, accurately.

A blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a newspaper's financial pages could select a portfolio that would do just as well as one carefully selected by experts.

Trust in time rather than timing.

Never buy anything from someone who is out of breath.

Stupidity well packaged can sound like wisdom.

It's not that stock prices are capricious. It's that the news is capricious.

Index funds do not trade from security to security and, thus, they tend to avoid capital gains taxes.

The surest way to find an actively managed fund that will have top-quartile returns is to look for a fund that has bottom-quartile expenses.

We conclude that hedge funds are far riskier and provide much lower returns than commonly supposed.

It's like giving up a belief in Santa Claus.

Liberty will never yield equality. Freewill produces a mess that you either accept or reject in favor of slavery.

Music is the weapon in the war against unhappiness.

There is no doubt that to walk with Jesus means to walk on the wilder side of life.

Acting is like a high wire act. Your margin for error is very slim.

Cripple crow say something for our grieving, where do we go once we start leaving. Well close that wound or else keep on bleeding and change your tune, it's got no meaning.

You’re the only one for me. I came back from the dead for you, Daisy. Twice.

I'm sure some cynical people would point to that as the main reason for doing it for a lot of people.

Very few can be trusted with an education.

Someone told me there was a publisher that could find a good home for my songs, but I didn't want to give up my pursuit of a career in the business as an artist

I will not rule out anything. I don't speculate on my own future. I'll wait and see what happens.