Many ordinary Americans make themselves feel better by saying what the famous daytime TV idiot says. But it leads to absolute calamity and disaster, as we are seeing.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Intuition is the silent knowledge of your soul.

It's ironic how your comfort zone can be tiring sometimes.

They lived their lives only for the hour that lay ahead of them.

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.

The sirens sing sotto voce these days, and the young already have enough wax in their ears to pass them by without danger.

My team in Orlando was a team full of people who nobody wanted, and I was the leader and I led that team with a smile on my face.

One does every day and without a second thought, what at another time would be the event of a year, perhaps of a life.

Anyone can love a perfect place. Loving Baltimore takes some resilience.

Cloning looks like a degrading of parenthood and a perversion of the right relation between parents and children.

Even when we are deeply divided over important issues facing our country and the world, "In God We Trust" for the guidance and wisdom to do what's both right and necessary for our Republic.