Many people are gullible, and we can expect this to continue.

The noblest art is that of making others happy

Fortune always favors the brave, and never helps a man who does not help himself.

How were the receipts today in Madison Square Garden ?

No man ever went broke overestimating the ignorance of the American public.

The common man, no matter how sharp and tough, actually enjoys having the wool pulled over his eyes, and makes it easier for the puller.

You can fool most of the people most of the time.

To me there is no picture so beautiful as smiling, bright-eyed, happy children; no music so sweet as their clear and ringing laughter.

Money is good for nothing unless you know the value of it by experience.

Money is in some respects like fire; it is a very excellent servant but a terrible master.

When a man is in the right path, he must persevere.

You have made flowers grow where I cultivated dust and stones. Remember this, on this journey you insist on making. If you die, I will not survive you long.

Keep calm and live

they always mentioned his name. For her, it was as if they were constantly squeezing lemon juice on an open wound.

A weakling is incapable of sincerity.

The favour of God forfeits the failure of men.

He could inspire ballads. He could inspire wars.

I am a PR disaster because I talk too much.

Pity makes suffering contagious.

Religion is a good invention in times of stress.

Marc Cherry is so good at writing himself into a corner, then writing himself out of that corner. Its really fun to watch that.