Many perfumes promise to lure men to women. None of them smell of motherhood. None of them proclaim the wearer to be tidy, thrifty, and sensible.

Happy is entirely up to you and always has been.

I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.

Fairy's side note: Even people who don't believe in magic really do.

The problem was that I'd never worn a bikini before. My dad doesn't allow them. He thinks even one-pieces show too much skin and constantly suggests that Jane and I wear wet suits.

The only wishes that will ever change you are the kind that may, at any moment, eat you whole.

Aren't fairy godmothers supposed to be nice and make you feel better about yourself?...No, you're confusing fairy godmothers with sales clerks.

I want to shake them for their ignorance and scream that their Sistine Chapel is filled with cracks.

Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.

A prudent man will think more important what fate has conceded to him, than what it has denied.

A person desperately searching for love," Merlin said, "reminds me of a fish desperately searching for water.

Bad writers are nearly always haunted by the notion that Latin or Greek words are grander than Saxon ones.

Problems with visual design can turn users off so quickly that they never discover all the smart choices you made with navigation or interaction design.

What is without periods of rest will not endure.

The schedule is really crazy and the fans are sometimes kind of crazy, but other than that it's been - it's been cool.

I would never put my job before my family.