Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.

What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.

Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.

Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?

Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?

If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.

It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.

Trump appeals to the disaffected by loudly trumpet-ing what they want to hear: other people are always the problem, and the solution is to either put them in their proper place or get rid of them.

Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.

It's simply not true that Donald Trump has no experience in foreign affairs. Hell, two of his foreign affairs resulted in marriages!

When I was being bullied, I had to learn not to judge myself by the opinions of intolerant morons. Then I felt much better.

You've got an awfully kissable mouth.

Some writers write to forget. Some forget to write.

Demander à la poésie du sentimentalisme ... ce n'est pas ça. Des mots rayonnants, des mots de lumière ... avec un rythme et une musique, voilà ce que c'est, la poésie.

We are all imperfect. We can not expect perfect government.

It is in the small things we see it. The child's first step, as awesome as an earthquake. The first time you rode a bike, wallowing up the sidewalk.

He was so good at everything he did. You can't call Ronnie Barker a comedian. He was an actor, and a great writer.

In inorganic chemistry the radicals are simple; in organic chemistry they are compounds—that is the sole difference.

Learn that clothes are there to suit your life, not to run

Trying to do better is trying to be better than you actually are, and I don't think you can do that.

Religion and modernity are not necessarily mutually exclusive.