Many public-school children seem to know only two dates—1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either occasion.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Renew your mind every morning with pure thoughts.

everything is dangerous, nothing is innocent

If you want to be creative, stay in part a child, with the creativity and invention that characterizes children before they are deformed by adult society.

You are such a chicken. Bock. Bock. Bock." He refused to allow her very bad chicken impression to ruffle his feathers. He was above petty name-calling.

She had a fierce pleasure in the idea of telling Margaret unwelcome truths, in the shape of performance of duty.

After several minutes, picture that your entire body is merging with the blue sky. Feel that you have become the infinite blue sky that stretches endlessly in every direction.

Keep good company, and you shall be of the number.

I'm not mad at anybody. I'm not being forced out. It is what it is. I have no reason to lie.

It's not so hard to become the best painter in Canada... The rest just quits!

All we have, all we are, are clichés.