Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.

What is the point of having free will if one cannot occasionally spit in the eye of destiny?

Everyone is down on pain, because they forget something important about it: Pain is for the living. Only the dead don't feel it.

Bring it, Darth Bathrobe!

People love dogs. You can never go wrong adding a dog to the story.

See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else.

Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. It always has been.

But the only way never to do the wrong thing is never to do anything.

Don't call me a dinosaur. It isn't fair to the dinosaurs. What did a dinosaur ever do to you?

Age is always advancing and I'm fairly sure it's up to no good.

We all have an artistic side that we have to express if we want to live a life that feels whole.

Since Genesis 3 we have been addicted to setting our sights on something, someone, smaller than Jesus.

You might want to lie down, " Magnus advised. "I find that it helps when the crushing sense of horrible realization sets in.

The man with the most guns survives the zombie apocalypse, but the man with the most books, locks the door and forgets it ever happened.

The war on terror, I believe, will be waged by effective intelligence and police work and cruise missiles.

Hollywood actresses age in dog years. I'm 25 in the rest of the world, but I'm about 48 in actress years. I'm just around the corner from my midlife crisis.

A great empire and little minds go ill together.

Hope was supposed to be a good thing, but it was starting to feel like every other four-letter word you're not supposed to say.

An organization cannot increase its productivity-but people can!

We are not yet what we shall be, but we are growing toward it, the process is not yet finished.