Many things can make you miserable for weeks; few can bring you a whole day of happiness.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

Your goal in life should be to produce concrete product

I have been very, very lucky because I have my health, a wonderful husband, family, and friends, and I get to do what I love.

My mother had always told her kids: if you're about to do something, and you want to know if it's a bad idea, imagine seeing it printed in the paper for all the world to see.

This is my favorite part about analytics: Taking boring flat data and bringing it to life through visualization.

In my twenties, I thought I was Robert De Niro and I invested all of myself in my acting. But, as I've got older, I've calmed down a bit. I've thrown my game plan out of the window.

I have four children and nine grandchildren. I'm presently wearing out my second wife.

I'm not sitting in judgment on whether or not libertarians can participate in a political process whose very nature they oppose.

I have a gigantic ego and need to be at the top of the pile and be doing amazingly well; also, at the same time, I'm just pleased to be anywhere.

Writing should be like skirts. Long enough to cover what it needs to cover and short enough to maintain interest.

I don't know anything about baseball.