Many things have been compared to a brick, mainly as a tribute to their intellect or to their aerodynamic characteristics.

The coding was anachronistic, kind of like bokeh in a renaissance painting.

Simon did not solve problems, he just shamed them into going away.

It had been an embarrassing moment, like the one you get when you realize for the first time that you have what it takes to become an accountant.

He spoke in a trembling voice that didn’t seem to be entirely in sync with the movement of his lips. That’s because sound travels slower in halitosis.

The Best Part Of Missing You Is, "I Recall Every Single Moment Spent With You."Bt The Worst Part Is, "I Miss You So Badly.

The trouble with this whole country is that it's divided up into little puddles with big fish in each one of them.

God is like a mirror. The mirror never changes but everybody who looks at it sees something different.

A wise man sees the path all must walk and embraces the free will of humankind, even if to watch it unfold causes him pain.

Nothing's boring if it's in your soul.

Lying on stained, wretched sheets with a bleeding virgin We could plan a murder Or start a religion.

A lot of horrible, unfair, untrue things have been said about me. I can only say that the best revenge is success.

My son has died of AIDS.

I’m not just taking trips down memory lane; I’m broken down on it.

I'm American. I'm eclectic. I'm going to follow my musical passions. And if people don't like it, and it hurts my legacy, I'm not going to worry about that.