Many things have gone wrong with the world that God made and... God insists, and insists very loudly, on our putting them right again

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation.

Sometimes a girl needs to be told what a guy feels, rather than trying to decipher the signs.

I am going to cut taxes massively. I am going to cut business taxes massively. They're going to start hiring people.

In Amsterdam the water is the mistress and the land the vassal. throughout the city there are as many canals and drawbridges as bracelets on a Gypsy's bronzed arms.

"All stories should be completely planned out from beginning to end."

I was discouraged when I read that [Senate Minority Leader Mitch] McConnell said that Trans-Pacific Partnership was dead, but then I was told he turned around and said, "No, it's not."

Each worm to his taste; some prefer to eat nettles.

In the code of the satyagrahi, there is no such thing as surrender to brute force.

I was not going to be a stupid girl singer. I was going to be way more than that.