Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

No matter what your situations are, your problems in life can only be as big as you repeatedly think they are.

Because just for a few seconds, someone else hurts, too. For just a few seconds, I'm not alone.

You are, madame, so perfectly armoured, so completely sure of yourself.''Now I wonder, if I am to take that as a compliment?''It is, perhaps, a warning--not to treat life with arrogance.

Description before prescription is the trait of a leader!!!

The really happy man is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

I would love to be able to direct episodic television, because it's a great way to make a living, and it's something where I think I could utilize my talents as well as my ability to work fast.

Which one of us, anywhere in the world, doesn't yearn to be believed when the audience is watching?

Islam is the fastest-growing religion in America, a guide and pillar of stability for many of our people.

*Throwing bread out of door* AND STAY OUT!

That fellow seems to me to possess but one idea, and that is a wrong one.