Marcus, even in this darkness, I try to swim back to you.I swear, I do.

You live in a grim universe.”“That’s risk management for you.

For better or ill, I was very heavily influenced by men I knew who always dressed formally.

One of the reasons that I'm a lurker on Twitter is that every time I tweet an idea, I feel like I'm delivering something to the competition that I ought to be giving to a reporter here.

There's an interesting study that says wealthy people get up three hours before their first outside appointment.

The most destructive element in the human mind is fear. Fear creates aggressiveness; aggressiveness engenders hostility; hostility engenders fear, a disastrous circle.

Expect of Man God, and he will appear to be a beast. Expect of Man a beast, and he will appear to be God.

We're all - all of us - a minute away from dying. If you're aware of that, life becomes a little more precious. Also, you have a slightly different outlook. It's not so much "gimme, gimme."

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time.

The great thing about theater is the doing it again and again and again.

Stand-up and comedy is the place where we are supposed to be able to make fun of all of the world's ills.