Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.

There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)

I'm sorry I hurt your hand...with my face." -Bobby Pendragon

Nights were the worst. I'd try to get some sleep, only to be thrown out of bed and dragged out into the compound for another game of "Let's whack Bobby in the dark!" - Bobby Pendragon, RoZ

Perhaps you should bite me", Bobby Pendragon.

I've made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I've learned from them, but can't guarentee anything. There's only one thing I can promise. I'm taking this to the end." -Bobby Pendragon

We took the elevator back down from the first observation level of the Eiffel Tower and started walking in he direction of the Taj Mahal

What exactly is a french before it's fried?

Whenever you look back and say "if" you know you're in trouble. There is no such thing as "if". The only thing that matters is what really happened.

Defeat is most devastating at the moment of victory" Saint Dane

To write, you need to find what you love.

And that is one of the worst things about this life. As a liar, a pretend person, you cannot really truly ever be someone's friend. My American life, it is lonely. Often, it is very, very lonely.

Friendship often ends in love but love in friendship - never.

Every year you work in Hollywood takes a year off your soul.

Man made God in his own image.

God is God. I dethrone Him in my heart if I demand that he act in ways that satisfy my idea of justice.

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

Though my books are written from a historical perspective, I have goon so far back that I am in the realm of prehistorical speculation rather than simple historical fact to weave my stories around.

The discipline required for athletics carried through to writing. You call it obsession. I call it discipline. By the way, I see nothing wrong with that.

This crime called blasphemy was invented by priests for the purpose of defending doctrines not able to take care of themselves.

Everyone can help, everyone can do one thing. Start by your heart: what you want.