Marriage is a commitment to do the right thing beyond the emotion of feeling loved

Loss of hope is root of distress.

I think I know the delights of freedom

Some of my best friends are women, ' I snapped, 'though I certainly wouldn't want my daughter to marry one of them.

The real troubles with living is that living is so banal.

I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You

Sometimes I think evil is a tangible thing--with wave lengths, just as sound and light have. An evil place can, so to speak, broadcast vibrations of evil.

Comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

Let me say to you what I said once, in an entirely different context to Catherine the Great," Magnus declared. "My dear lady, you cannot afford me,and also, please leave that horse alone. Good night.

It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.

Very few persons go through life without at least one big chance. The fact that so many do not grasp it is due more often to fear than to any other one thing.