Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprise at the large number that re-enlist.

Learning is a gift, even if pain is the teacher

You can never have too many friends.

I'm a 'bleeding-heart liberal,' one of those card-carrying Democrats that Rush Limbaugh thinks is a communist. And I'm proud of it.

Too many actors have run for office. There's one difference between me and them: I know I'm not qualified.

With the exception of my wife and children, there's nothing I value more than my Oklahoma heritage.

The only reason I'm an actor is that a lady pulled out of a parking space in front of a producer's office.

In my opinion, Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn't qualified to be governor of California.

I saw my wife at a pool, flipped over her, and 14 days later we were married.

We know what the surface of the moon is better than we know what the surface of the sea floor is.

Acting is just common sense. It isn't hard if you put yourself aside and just do what the writer wrote.

Losing your job releases you from the control of the world system

The way that you use your time and your mind will either take you to greater heights or break you in life.

Time! Joyless emblem of the greed of millions, robber of the best which earth can give.

For God loves to be entreated, He loves to be compelled.

Men are very easy- You treat them well, and they behave right. You don't treat them well, and they don't behave right.

It enables me to go to bed with an enriching feeling in my soul and the belief that I am changing myself.

What someone doesn't want you to publish is journalism; all else is publicity.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

I stayed a virgin until I was 23. I didn't do drugs or drink or smoke.

Vengeance to God alone belongs; But, when I think of all my wrongs My blood is liquid flame!