Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

A toastmaster is a man who eats a meal he doesn't want so he can get up and tell a lot of stories he doesn't remember to people who've already heard them.

The perfect person isn't what you're being asked to be, but a beautiful soul will suffice. " ~ Roy Hale

Poverty is a result of poor choices not of poor luck

Works which endure come from the soul of the people. The mighty in their pride walk alone to destruction. The humble walk hand in hand with providence to immortality. Their works survive.

Lighter is the wound foreseen.

Want to be happy? Don't live competitively. Be content who you are. Live at peace with yourself and the losers below you.

In thousands of years there has been no advance in public morals, in philosophy, in religion or in politics, but the advance in business has been the greatest miracle the world has ever known.

The times change, and to the extent that comedy captures the spirit of the times, it will enjoy success.

Whoever does not hold his tongue cannot understand his deen.

I think of myself as an explorer who has spent his life on a long voyage of discovery.

There are rough players and there are dirty players. I'm rough and dirty.