Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

A woman's mind is as complex as the contents of her handbag; even when you get to the bottom of it, there is ALWAYS something at the bottom to surprise you!

So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.

There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.

The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.

I think age is terribly overrated. You're okay as long as you don't grow up. By all means grow old, but don't mature. Remain childlike, retain wonder, the ability to be flabbergasted by something.

Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.

Life is simply too short to live it less perfectly than it could be lived.

Quick decisions made in anger, usually end in regret.

When you forgive, you love. And when you love, God's light shines on you..

I trust you: That's huge. That's truth. That's real love. Everyone uses 'I love you' so loosely.

Reciting part of a sutra with the desire to benefit others is like reciting a recipe in the hope it will prevent people from starving.

When we sincerely turn to God, we will find that His church always moves forward, not backward

In that case Mr. Barrow, Mr. Gehrig is a very underpaid ballplayer.

I still work out most days. When I do it, I go full blast five or six days a week, two to three hours a day. I enjoy it. It's therapeutic for me.

We have to prevent loss of life.

I feel the sensuous side of Richa Chadda is ready to be tapped.