Marriage is better than leprosy only because it's easier to get rid of.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

This is not an easy time in which to live. That does not mean that it has to be a difficult time to love...

We might embody those qualities we desire to possess by embracing them, over and over, until the line between seeming and being is no more.

It's not like we did something wrong. We just burned down the church while the choir within sang religious songs.

Most other documents leaked to WikiLeaks do not carry the same explosive potential as candid cables written by American diplomats.

Spring never is spring unless it comes too soon.

We may love money without having it, just as we may have money without loving it.

Man exists, turns up, appears on the scene and only afterwards, defines himself

I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.

There are cultural biases built into testing, and that was one of the motivations for the concept of affirmative action - to try to balance out those effects.

Never invest in a going concern until you know which way it is going.