Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky.

All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.

My parents only had one argument in 45 years. It lasted 43 years.

I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.

Marriage is very difficult. Marriage is like a five-thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky.

Makeup is such a weird concept. I'll wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. 'Gee, I really don't look so good. Maybe if my eyelids were blue, I'd be more attractive.

Jews can't serve on juries because they insist they're guilty.

I think racism is a terrible thing. I think we should all learn to hate each other on a individual basis.

I don't have any kids. Well, at least none I know about.

If you are unable to find the truth right where you are, where else do you expect to find it?

If your paramount concern in life is to make sure everyone likes and approves of you, you’re going to find yourself running in circles for the rest of your life.

They mean hot like 'I'm too good for you I got my own money don't be frontin' me.' You're more like 'Be my boyfriend I'll make you cookies come meet my dad ' know what I mean

That's what we think because we can't imagine what it's like to not exist.

The hourglass runs low.

I try to make each film a different film.

Don’t optimize for conversions, optimize for revenue.

I wish the dashboard indicators for lights were standardized throughout the auto industry.

Palestinians are becoming religiously fanatic. Israel is becoming irrelevant. They do it for religious purpose, fanatic, they want to conquer the Middle East under the command of the Iranians.

Our American professors like their literature clear and cold and pure and very dead.