Marriage is like war - an experience that no adventurous man would evade, and no sensible man repeat.

Being civilized means that one keeps one's words unrelated to one's thoughts, when necessary.

The only problem is whether one adds life to one's years or years to one's life.

An ex-wife is a woman with a crick in the neck from looking back over her shoulder at her matrimony.

Coolidge is the best living demonstration that, if you keep silent long enough, something fortunate may happen to you.

I tried to tell you. You said you didn't care, remember?"A muscle ticked below his eye. "You should have told me anyway.""While you had barbells within your reach? Please. I'm Disease, not Stupid.

Denial, panic, threats, anger - those are very human responses to feeling guilt.

I don't want to be an actor, but why not take these opportunities when they come to you? I'm not killing myself auditioning, chasing that dream.

There are three creativities: creativity in technology, in product planning, and in marketing. To have any one of these without the others is self defeating in business.

In the world of late-night comics, Letterman made us feel any hometown boy from Indianapolis could poke fun at celebrities and politicians and do it right to their faces.

Creative geniuses are a slap-happy lot. Treat Them with respect.

The most sensible skill that I can give to somebody born in 2003 is a perfect command of Mandarin.

Children pick up words as pigeons peas And utter them again as God shall please.

The fact is, the secret of happiness is the sense of proportion.

It's superb, definitely. Something that is new to me, that is shocking. I got the news last night about 3 in the morning, and I don't think I even went back to bed.