Marriage is more about work than about divine luck, more about finding someone to love than about finding someone to meet your own laundry list of personal needs.

Wearing a condom is like eating an icecream cone with a sock on your tongue.

You want him praising the Lord in the morning, you put a smile on his face tonight.

You know what really fries my Puerto rican pancakes?

There was blood on the hair of his chinny chin chin.

Sometimes a woman will look back on what she had, not because she wants to go there but to motivate her to do better.

God waits for our permission and doesn’t invade our privacy as we do with others.Everybody has free choice.

I told you when we mated that I would gladly give you my heart, my life, and my love, but that when I did so they came with one condition. Never abuse me. Love is not abuse."--Maxis

You dedicate your life to the pursuit of pleasure. No over-indulgence, mind you, but knowing that your body is apleasure machine, you treat it carefully in order to get the most out of it.

I'm not going to run away from my responsibilities.

It's funny what they say about men in uniform - how people think women just can't resist 'em. Fact is, I think we're just pleased to see a man groomed, bathed, and wearing clothes that fit him.

It’s my failure to sound like my heroes that’s allowed me to sound like myself.

Charter schools are just public schools on a slightly longer leash. A dog on a long leash is still a dog on a leash.

Being receptive, being able to listen openly and well, is a crucial skill for creative problem-solving.