Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.

I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.

Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

Perhaps we've time to have a look at the Number Thirty-One bus queue before we turn in.

I'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody in except the English.

Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work.

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions.

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

If I didn't have enormous dreams, I wouldn't have come this far!

Erst kommt das Fressen, dann kommt die Moral.

The near impossible. If no one believed in the impossible there would be nothing left to dream about

To the creative individual all experience is seminal-all events are equidistant from new ideasand insights.

For a person who lives in time, differences are the most important thing because they represent your existence.

Honestly, there was a time after I came out that I really did not think I would be working again.

Know the joy of life by piling good deed on good deed until no rift or cranny appears between them.

You don't understand. You're not a wave. You're part of the ocean.

O sin, what hast thou done to this fair earth!

The Spirit breathes upon the Word and brings the truth to sight.