Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.

Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be, let me tell you. Honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

The only way to avoid age discrimination in Hollywood is to die young.

I think the greatest imagination we can exercise is one that imagines how someone else feels. Because you know how you feel, but so often we attribute our own feelings on to someone else.

Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life.

Contrary to popular belief, it's not the legs that go first; it's remembering the word for legs.

I write what I write and I honestly don't care if it gets on or not. I'm writing to see if I can find out some of what I think about any number of situations. I work it out in the writing.

We may be born equal but we're not equally talented.

Most jokes state a bitter truth.

Television is a weapon of mass distractrion.

I like to work in a small team. There is only 18 of us on the design team. Nobody has ever left.

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

Going back down to the minors is the toughest thing to handle in baseball.

I was an economics major in college, and every summer after school, I would drive my car from California, from Claremont men's college at the time, to New York. And I worked on Wall Street.

People could put up with being bitten by a wolf but what properly riled them was a bite from a sheep.

I was a baseball fan myself, I wanted to play baseball.

I am not interested in a third party. I do not believe it has any future.

I had a great time creating the future on 'Minority Report,' and it's a future that is coming true faster than any of us thought it would.

Time and tragedy have forced her to grow too quickly, at least for my taste, into a young woman who stitches bleeding wounds and knows our mother can hear only so much.

I deliberately try not to cater for the commercial market, so I can't see myself in competition, you know, with second or third generation rock stars.