Marriage is scary to me, man.

Be loyal to your own piece of mind.

I know you've been trying to get a hold of me, but I can barely get a hold of myself

You know me, but you don't know me. I give you what I want to give you. I relate to villains like that - but I'm not out to destroy the world.

I'm too full to swallow my pride

Ain't nobody gonna care enough to catch you fall.

Im the most boring person to talk to.

I ain't scared of the fall / I've felt the ground before.

Happiness exist when you don't know a thing

Staying in a hopeless and miserable situation doesn't make you loyal, it just makes you miserable.

Make me remember you like you remember me.

Our civilization is flinging itself to pieces. Stand back from the centrifuge.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

I have worked all my life wanted to work all my life needed to work all my life.

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, "Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking."

In the old days it was called voodoo and they stuck needles in dolls, now it's called acupuncture and they stick the needles straight into the person.

You have to have the service mentality in the sense that you subjugate your own ego, and you subjugate a large part of your own life to really helping other people, being successful on their behalf.

I started riding bikes when I was really young, but I stopped when I was 19 because my mother asked me too, so I stopped riding for 35 years and now I'm just addicted. It is my only addiction...

A sound heart is a surer guide than an ill-trained conscience.

To imitate the hatred and violence of tyrants and murderers is the best way to take their place.

I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. And the one guy who didn't vote for me, thank you, too.